You're in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen He’s always whining and complaining, he's so sullen He doesn’t get you’re human like I do
I'm at the gym, it's a typical Tuesday night Lifting the kind of weights he doesn't like And he'll never know your family like I do
But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy He's so sexy and I'm so scary Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you Been here all along so why can't you see? You belong with me You belong with me
Hangin' out in Forks, while he's in Italy I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be Howling at the moon thinkin' to myself Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?
And you've got a beauty that could light up this whole town Haven't seen it since he brought those biters around You say you're fine, I know you better than that Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?
He's so pale, I'm so tan He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you I’m down on all fours, so why can't you see? You belong with me
Here are the lyrics, haha:
ReplyDeleteYou're in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining, he's so sullen
He doesn’t get you’re human like I do
I'm at the gym, it's a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn't like
And he'll never know your family like I do
But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy
He's so sexy and I'm so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me
Hangin' out in Forks, while he's in Italy
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin' to myself
Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?
And you've got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven't seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?
He's so pale, I'm so tan
He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines
If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
I’m down on all fours, so why can't you see?
You belong with me
OMJ! I love this so much!!! <3
ReplyDeleteCorinne and I thought it was hilarious. Finn did not think it was funny to mess with a classic.
ReplyDelete"But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy" -- HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI could get on board with Taylor Swift if this was really her song.
ReplyDeleteI was a little scared to click on this, but I ended up laughing sooooo hard ... Epic.
ReplyDeletelove this!!!! hahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDelete"howlin at the moon thinking to myself isn't Ed so sleazy?"