Friday, August 28, 2009

Ode to Twilight & Team Switzerland

At first I was
Team Edward, with his golden eyes so stunning,
And caring ways, so humble too, and his mind is oh so cunning.
And might I add, I was rather impressed by his running!
[Although, with his alabaster skin, he is in need of sunning.]

But then Jacob came along,
And how I realised I was wrong!
He hadn’t been on the scene for long,
But soon I knew he was singing my song.

Not to mention when I saw those abs,
Definitely not an ounce of flab!
How I hyperventilated, oh it was fab.
But then reality poked me with a stab.

It was decision time.
Which of the men would be mine?
Edward who was so divine,
Or Jacob who was sublime?

Switzerland was found,
And I rejoiced, since I was no longer bound,
To choose between them, going round and round,
So from then on, it was
Switzerland that I was crowned.

By Twilight Anonymous member Georgia

8 enjoyed the bouquet.:

Ginger @ GReads! said...

Ha! that was pretty clever.

I'm still Team Edward though :)

heatheryruth said...

I still maintain for the books team Edward, the Jacob all the way!

Kari said...

Yes, totally with Heather on this one.

Erin said...

This would be way cooler if it was a rap. hhmmmm...

I'm with Heather and Kari. Rob has SUCH a pretty face, and he's hot, but Taylor is just pretty all over. drool

♦Z~Z♦ said...

XD Love it.

Team Jacob/Taylor still though.

heatheryruth said...

Seriously...I wanna like wash my laundry on his abs or something...;) (can ya tell I've had a few to drink this evening?)

Peacey said...

Sigh. Here's where I stand with Edward/Rob and Jacob/Taylor.
Edward: Every time I think about him too much, he just seems more stalkerish. He does have some really good moments (I love that part at the very end of New Moon, where he snuck into Bella's room and is trying to convince her she's not dead.)
Rob: Eh. He looks pretty good at times.
Jacob: <3
Taylor: Ohmygod. YES. "Not to mention when I saw his abs..."

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