In case you won't be seeing New Moon in theaters and want the summarized version, check this out... (it made me giggle!)
Early O'Clock, Casa de Swan
CHARLIE: Happy birthday, Bella!
BELLA: DAAAAAAAAAD! I was dreaming about being my own grandmother, DO YOU MIND.
CHARLIE: Look, I got you a camera so you can take pictures of your friends! You know, those kids you should stop ignoring, in case your creepy boyfriend suddenly leaves you. And hey, your mom got you a scrapbook to go with it... what? What? Why is that so funny?
JACOB: Happy birthday, paleface! I stopped by Redskins 'R' Us and got you a dreamcatcher. I hear you'll be needing one a few scenes from now.
BELLA: Thanks... I guess?
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