Thursday, November 13, 2008

Twilight: The Lost Script

MSN has put together some screenshots from the movie and added their own dialog. Some of them are pretty funny.

Check it out here.

4 enjoyed the bouquet.:

Kari said...

Waahaa, this is hilarious:

EDWARD: Shh, love. Don't talk. Let me carry you on my back as though you were either a toddler or a sack of potatoes. Then we will ride in my Volvo and not engage in any carnal activities whatsoever.

BELLA: You're amazing.

EDWARD: No, you are.

Erin said...


BELLA: OK, but you have to be really quiet about it and stuff, because my dad is, like, the police chief and even though he can't cook his own dinner, he will totally OWN your undead badonkadonk if he catches you.

EDWARD: (Laughs) Did you just see that? I sprinted to the end of these mossy rocks and back in less time than you took to say badonkadonk.

BELLA: Kiss me unchastely, you sexy beast.


EDWARD: It's not working. For you see, I do not actually need to breathe, and if I do not breathe, I cannot be troubled by your odiferous oral issue.

JAMES: Nobody likes a smarty pants.

EDWARD: And nobody likes a vampire who doesn't floss. You should see the condition of your molars, you dastardly cur.

JAMES: Are they really that bad?

EDWARD: Well, I'd stay away from taffy and from people with really thick necks. You never know what's going to happen.

Jes said...

those are so awesome.

Kaitlyn said...

darn it, i can't get there because my stupid computer!