Thursday, May 1, 2008

Twilight: The Musical

Sorry in advance for the incredibly long post. I just copied it from a Word doc and it's way longer on here.'s what I've been brainstorming today. I was wracking my brain for ideas for a Twilight musical, and I think we could use existing musical numbers and just re-write the lyrics to suit the story. So - the tune would be the same, and sometimes it would be a similar theme (hence why I chose what I chose), but it'd be all about Twilight. A few of the gaps need to be filled in (like Bella/Edward falling in love could use another song, and Bella's fight with Charlie before leaving for Phoenix), and more than a few of these could be cut...or saved for New Moon: The Musical. :-)

This is total copyright infringement, but could be really funny.

Twilight the Musical:

Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray) - Bella
Bella laments having to go to Forks High School. ("Good Morning Forks, you bore...")

Summer Lovin’ (Grease) – Bella and Edward
They each sing about their day but haven't met yet.

Food Glorious Food (Oliver!) – Jasper and Emmett
Jasper wants the little sandy-haired girl Whitney for a snack, Emmett joins in.

Feed Me! (Little Shop of Horrors) – Edward (or Supper Time from LSOH)
Edward first catches Bella's scent.

Another Day (RENT) – Edward and Bella
Edward and Bella glare at each other.

I’m Not That Girl (Wicked) – Bella
Bella is intrigued by Edward, but he seems to be repulsed by her.

Matchmaker (Fiddler on the Roof) – Mike
Mike hopes for Bella's affections.

Tango: Maureen (RENT) – Tyler, Mike, Eric, Edward
Bella turns all the boys down for the dance. Edward may or may not participate in this number. ("Tango: Bella")

Let’s Hear It for the Boy (Footloose) – Jessica, Angela, Lauren and company
The girls are excited for their dates to the dance.

Luck be a Lady (Guys and Dolls) – Jacob
Jacob tells Bella the legends ("Cullen be a vampire tonight...") and flirts with Bella.

Anything Goes (Anything Goes) – Bella
Bella decides she doesn't care that Edward is a vampire. ("In Arizona I'd have screamed, but now I can only dream and heaven knows...anything goes!")

It’s de-Lovely (Anything Goes) – Bella and Edward
They fall in love in the meadow (She's delicious, he's de-lovely)

Adelaide’s Lament (Guys and Dolls) – Billy
Billy warns Bella about the Cullens

We Welcome You to Munchkinland (Wizard of Oz) – Bella and the Cullens
Carlisle and Esme, Alice and Jasper greet Bella upon her arrival to their house.

Potiphar (Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat) – Rosalie
Rosalie is bored with Bella and dislikes her.

Heaven Hop (Anything Goes) – Alice
Alice happily sees Bella's future with the family.

Close Every Door (Joseph) – Carlisle
Carlisle's past is explained.

Run and Tell That (Hairspray) – James, Victoria and Laurent
The rogue vampires show up and don't initially understand why the Cullens aren't welcoming.

Go Go Go Joseph (Joseph) – Bella and Cullens
Bella makes her escape ("Go go go Bella!")

Any Dream Will Do (Joseph) – Jasper & Alice
Alice foresees James' plan and Jasper calms Bella down.

One Jump Ahead (Aladdin) – Bella
Bella makes her escape in the airport bathroom.

Who’s the Thief? (Joseph) Bella and James
Bella realizes she's been duped by James.

Dentist! (Little Shop of Horrors) – James
James happily drags out Bella's murder.

Holding Out for a Hero (Footloose) – Bella
Bella wants Edward to save her.

Suddenly Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors) – Bella
Bella realizes the Cullens have arrived.

Defying Gravity (Wicked) – Bella and Edward
Bella and Edward are happy after he sucks out her venom-laced wound.

Sunrise, Sunset (Fiddler on the Roof) – Charlie and Billy
Charlie is wary of Edward's return, and he and Billy lament their children growing up so fast (this isn't really in the maybe it'd be better saved for NM).

You’re the One that I Want (Grease) – Bella and Edward
Happiness for Bella and Edward.

Popular (Wicked) – Alice
Alice gets Bella ready for prom.

Anyway...Let me know what you think! We can change anything. This is just a start :-) Hopefully you guys recognize these songs, or this will just seem really weird. Maybe it will anyway.

9 enjoyed the bouquet.:

Kari said...

Wow Erin! This is ...incredible. I don't know all the songs, so I'll have to do a bit of research.

But, seriously, wow. You win the AWESOMEST VAMPIRE AWARD!!

I am going to make you a banner tonight.

Erin said...

Thanks, Kari! It's kind of sad how much I love musicals...but this was fun! You all are so freakin' creative, I'm just glad to bring something to the table!! :-)

Yay!!! A banner! No rush.

Jes said...

Erin! Awesome! I love musicals too... I love the list, but there has to be some phantom in there too...maybe something from Le Mis like "A little fall of Rain"- that would be a perfect song... let's has this out more at MOA!!!! I'm excited to work on the lyrics!!!!

Erin said...

Absolutely! I don't really know Les Mis, and only a few songs from Phantom, but I'm sure they'd be great! Does anyone know if the MOA rotunda has free WiFi? I could bring my laptop...

Corinne said...

Holy crow that's a long list!!!! Wow!

Erin said...

I know - I kind of went overboard! We'll have to pare it down :-) Too many good musical numbers out there! (And I realized I didn't have anything for when Edward saves Bella from Tyler's van...)

Briana said...

hey! this is an awesome website! when i saw the song list i just about died! i made a version of "hey there dehliah" but instead "hey there isabella" and i showed it to my freinds and they thought it was great! it is when edward is leaving bella and telling her to go to jake! just thought u wld like to no!

alison said...

bri, that sounds awesome! did you change the lyrics or just the name?

Francisco said...

Already did something like this with my brother. :D

Here it is: