Thursday, August 7, 2008

You MUST read

this

Thanks to this awesome soapy chapter by chapter synopsis, I may never end up reading BD.

10 enjoyed the bouquet.:

alison said...

OMJ, seriously. this is the funniest thing I have ever read. It would take all of us working on our bestest behavior to combine to be this hilarious.

you must you must read it!

Erin said...

OH, hilarious. I've only been skimming along, but the popsicle comment made me choke. So funny.

alison said...

so funny! I just read that quote aloud to Nate... Really. I have wondered that as well. um... frostbite on my insides doesn't sound like fun.

Jes said...

sooooo funny, I love, "Twilight means never having to say your kidding"

Corinne said...

Very funny. It sounds kind of like us on our first read-through. We were shocked and awed by what was going on thinking it could not be serious. This article is spot on for my first experience with the book. (so far)

Maggie said...

hahahahaha holy crap. This is awesome.

Kari said...

This is hilarious!

Maggie said...

"(Note from the future: Full name Renesmee Carlie Cullen. We’re lucky Bella didn’t want to name a boy Edwob Charlisle.)"

I just spit on myself laughing.

Anonymous said...

Read first little bit that said "Hi, my name is blla Swan and once again someone wants to kill me and maybe if I'm vague enough you will to!" and I started laghing. I don't have much time before I have to go to bed(being 12sucks sometimes) so i just have to say thats all i read.

alison said...

ps. i love her words too. like fursplode! and lolarious.

I will take whatever this amazing being says at face value. I trust her implicitly.